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Gambling doesn’t mean much to me I might have the odd bet or two But others are almost fanatical So what does wagering achieve for you? For a start it gets rid of your money Which you’ve laboured so hard to earn Its not as if you have made that much That you’ve got plenty of it to burn! So, when the National Lottery started I thought, “Is it worth all the fuss?” Perhaps it will benefit the nation And the charities that depend upon us. The odds against winning are enormous You’re more likely to be hit by a train! But you bet a big slice of your wages And it all slips away, down the drain! But if it’s a people’s national lottery, And the profits go to a very good cause It helps to salve individual conscience And turns a few wolves from the doors. In truth our scheme has gone a bit sour. Instead of the nation getting the lot, Most profits were quickly diverted, To America, via the firm Camelot! There was talk of Mafia connection And underhand dealings as well And payouts retained by Camelot So all was not well, you could tell. But, as the contract came to and end, There were many cries for a quick need to pause And consider a British organisation Giving much more to a selected good cause. To the front of the queue strode a leader An entrepreneur with vision and flair Who outlined ways to a new future And the steps to take us right there. Not only was he a talker He demonstrated his prowess as well And got the thumbs up from the nation Funds for good causes would start to swell. But we reckoned without altercation And Camelot began to fight Using every trick it could find in it’s book To put Branson in very sore plight! They hit upon favourite politicians Then all of the people with sway They weren’t going to take this lightly. And have their plunder taken away! So what seemed to be a sure winner That Virgin would win out at last Became a national sensation When their effort was suddenly bypassed! No”, said the chairman, “I’ve decided. And I don’t need to talk to ‘that lot’ I’m very attracted by the other side. And the winner is …. Camelot!” You could have knocked me down with a feather! What a crass and classic mistake From such an eminent chairman Who surely can’t be ‘on the take’? So we’re stuck with an American Lottery. The people’s scheme goes to the wall. Well they can stick it up right up their T-shirts. ‘Cos I’m not going to do it at all! We seem to be very talented, There’s no other way it can be put At depriving ourselves of opportunity, And shooting ourselves in the foot, Good luck to you Richard Branson They’ve tried to make you look small This insidious organisation Is bound to take a big fall. I hope that you’ve got a big pocket With plenty of tricks stored therein So you take the fight right back to them And end up with a glorious win! Because I want a true national lottery, To which all the British nation flocks. Where the benefits go to very good causes And not to an American Fort Knox. by N. Sanity. Author: Trevor Durbidge Copyright © 2001 [TJD]. All rights reserved. Revised: October 30, 2007 .
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