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This'll give you a jolt, Because I'm, not the dolt, You've often made me to seem. I've invested my loot, Gained good interest to boot, And I’ve bought a new washing machine!
It was plumbed in today. I said 'hip hip hooray!' And piled in the bits, with my undies. Oh! What a lark! It works in the dark, And doesn't charge double, on Sundays!
I'm pleased ,through to the bones That I can get rid of those stones, That I used to bash my clothes, by the river. Don't think that I'm rude, But I had to wash in the nude, And Bai Gum! It did make me shiver!
I've searched out the rest, That I'm going to invest, At a very high rate of return. And it won't be too long, Before I burst into song, As I'll have enough money to burn!
By Loadsa Loot.
Author: Trevor Durbidge Copyright © 2001 [TJD]. All rights reserved. Revised: October 30, 2007 .
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